Commentary: P**** Ain't Worth No Cash

They say a sucka is born everyday but when the sucka has something over the head of the person who done them wrong and can cash in on this "secret", then who's the sucka after all?

Tiger Woods and his now ex-wife Elin Nordegren are now divorced. Not only are they divorced, Tiger Woods took a hit to the pockets of monumental proportions. Elin Nordegren skips and hi-hos her way to the bank $750,000,000 million dollars richer; and not only because of Tiger's cheating ways; nope, she has something over this dude that she can legally blackmail him for that sum of cash. She called all the shots when it came to the demands, because she knows something about Tiger that he doesn't want her telling. So the agreement is that Elin skates off with the biggest celebrity divorce settlement in history, and again, that's $750,000,000 millions dollars without swinging one golf club to win any golf tournament or signing an endorsement deal. The only time Elin swung a golf club was to bust Tiger in the head when she found out he was cheating. Elin also gets full custody of the two children, and most likely any homes they owned together or shall we say he bought with his money, she just happened to live in them, and we won't be surprised if the judge didn't award Elin Tiger's balls, and we're not talking golf balls. We're pretty sure she'll turn those down, since they seem to have been up in everything from his next door neighbors teenage kid to porn stars.

Elin also had crazy demands which Tiger has to meet, like he has to keep his own children away from any potential girlfriends if he were to keep them for any moment in time. How petty can you be? You already financially raped the man for damn near everything he has, and he can't even bring his children around a woman if he's serious about her? What's he supposed to do if he does decide to marry another woman; just one day drop by and introduce this strange woman as "daddy's new wife"? Elin basically is creating for their children a future issue of estrangement from their own father by making this demand. But on the flip side of things, Tiger has a lifetime gag order on Elin from ever speaking about what she knows about him, even in death. Elin can never, ever, speak on Tiger to the media, she can't write a tell-all book, she can't do interviews, nothing, ever. So whatever Tiger has done outside of what we all know and only Elin knows, has to be a horrible and embarrassing thing. That's all he gets out of this situation. Granted, he put himself in this bind, but if Elin got 50% of his value, then he is still worth another $750,000,000.

We did the math on how much Tiger lost due to his "transgressions". For each of the 17 women that we all know Tiger slept with, each woman cost Tiger $44,117,647 plus the extra hush money he was given them. There's a saying, p**** ain't worth no cash, but we guess Tiger doesn't know that saying.

As much as it pisses us off that Elin gets all this money for basically doing nothing, it's Tiger's fault. He had sex with multiple women while he's married, got caught, now he has to write a fat check to his now ex-wife, while she skips and whistles out of town, with the kids, like the pied piper, richer than a mofo. Let this be a lesson to everyone out there that you will eventually get caught cheating and prepare for the consequences to come. Don't look at yourself in Tiger's position, because he has so much more to get stripped from him and still live comfortably, but look at it in the sense of embarrassment and dignity. You'll embarrass yourself by getting caught, you'll embarrass your soon to be future ex by cheating on them, then you have to look at yourself in the mirror and think about what type of dignity you have to put yourself and your family in that situation. You fracture everything you built just to have flings and relationships with people that don't really care for you. If you want to be single, then don't get married. Don't drag others into your lusts and urges. If you want to be a stand up type person, then take care of home, not just yourself. There's others in your home that come before you, it's the same as if you were to say you'd die for your children. Take care of home first, and be a man/woman about taking care of your family.

Communication is the key to all relationships. You must talk things out if something is bothering you about the relationship. If you desire your significant other to get freaky in the bed, then request that. If you desire something more from your other than they are providing you, then request it. Don't go outside your home and find someone who does it, because that person may only provide just that which you currently desire and nothing else. Remember in the Tyler Perry movie, Why Did I Get Married?, the 80/20 Rule? That other gives you the 20% of want that your significant doesn't know you desire and there's nothing else to that person. What type of relationship can you build on just that 20%? It's better to communicate with your significant who already provides the 80% to fulfill that additional 20%. The math is simple on this, 80 is closer to 100 than 20 to 100. It'll take a lot longer for that 20 to get to 100 to be that complete individual that you so desire, and along the way, you'll endure a ton more headaches dealing with the 20 than the 80. At least the 80 has been around longer, understands some of your issues, and will be open minded to changing. The 20 has a lot to change and understand about you before even making a change to be that total individual. How long can you withstand teaching someone to be that man/woman that you already have, and then some? Are you willing to start all over again for the sake of, call it what it is, "getting a nut", and at the same time, losing everything that you've already built at home, losing your significant other, home, and children? You'll be a selfish person if you are, but us humans are selfish by nature. But if you are, be prepared to get stripped buckid naked if you own anything, and even if you don't own anything, prepare for some sort of embarrassing event and dignity hit. P**** ain't worth no cash or embarrassment, so think about what you already have at home before you think about "getting a nut" by that 20% individual.

Here's a old school track by a group out of Flint, Michigan named Top Authority. It's a favorite and tells the truth about paying out for p***** just to "get a nut". So many things comes out of cheating and doing underhanded stuff to get that nut. You can even die, or many levels, from the p****. So be careful out there and think with your big head, not the other one. P**** ain't worth no cash or the embarrassment.


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